NYWA: Massacre I!
On March 1st, Live from the Joe Louis Arena; Detroit, MI.
NYWA and A&E Present: Monday Night Massacre!
A&E AND NYWA ENT' PRESENT: MONDAY NIGHT F'N MASSACRE!!
[We are at the backstage entrance to the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan. NYWA's popularity and presence in the Wrestling World is vastly growing day by day and this fact is proven as there is a red carpet, awards show type feel backstage. There is literally a long, red carpet that goes from the parking area all the to the back entrance, with gaurdrails going along the full length and on each side of the red carpet are fans, reporters and photographers galore. It's about fifteen minutes before Monday Night Massacre begins and suddenly an L.E.D. clock pops on the screen and it says "14:59". The clock moves to the lower left hand corner as we see Shawn King's Personal Assistant Amber Lynn A'noi. Amber's hair is up in a professional like ponytail, she's wearing a skirt that's about thigh length and dark blue. She's also wearing a matching suit jacket, a white blouse underneath and a pair of high heels. Amber begins walking from the backstage entrance, down the red carpet and as close to end as she can before the cameraman hands her a microphone.]
Amber A'noi - Welcome once again ladies and gentlemen to "The NYWA's Triple-X Countdown Show"! My name is Amber A'noi and we've got some exciting things here for you tonight on "The Countdown" as well as Monday Night Massacre! Tonight looks to be a special night for the NYWA and we are... Live From Detroit, Michigan!!! [The crowd erupts for the mention of their city.]Hey Al... Get a shot of the crowd!
Amber A'noi - As you can see folks, We've put the extra money in after the rave reviews we got at New Horizons and they've let me set it up like the red carpet at an awards show! We'll get brief interviews and comments from NYWA staff as they make their ways into the arena for the event and do some other fun things as well. It's going to be an awesome show!
Amber A'noi - Kenny Devine... Looks like you are the first guest tonight on "The Countdown"...
"The KID" - Well you might as well call it a show then Amber! [Tilts his hat enough for him to look at Amber and the crowd and for them to see his eyes and the devilish grin on his face.]You see there is nobody you can get on the show that can follow "The KID"! Right here, right now, at this very second and moment in time you Amber, these three fiiiinnne "Ring Rats", all these "Motor City Maniacs" here in Detroit, Michigan![The crowd roars with approval and a small chant of K.I.D. starts up.]That's right Amber, the girls, the maniacs and "The KID"... Together, right now, making Monday Night history and once again just like everyother night and twice on sundays.... This... Is "The HighLight of The Night!"
Amber A'noi - Sounds like you're ready to party tonight Kenny.
Kenny Devine - Amber "The KID" is always ready to party! Tonight though will be extra special... Tonight my partner Xavier Maddox steps into the ring for a triple-threat match with Johnny Rainman and Blood Red with the winner getting a Tag Team Title shot at the champs Blood Thorn... Well Xavier will win that match tonight and then well Come on down to "The Ramada"! It's about four blocks down and that my friends... That is is where Young Breed will be putting on the "After Party" and "EVERYONE" is invited!
Random Fan #1 - I LOVE YOU SHARLENE!
Random Fan #2 - MARRY ME BAILEY!
Sharlene - HA! She's too young for you dude!!!
Bailey - Shut up Shars he was totally hot!!
Amber A'noi - Yeah he was... Anyways, Sharlene tonight it's you against Levinator in the first round of the "Emperor Of The State" tournament... Any comments on the tournament or your match?
Sharlene - Not so many, just that it's gonna be something NO ONE is gonna see coming, cept for BB here, but that's cuz she already......
Bailey - already has faith my sister will kick his bootay.
Amber A'noi - So what is something NO ONE will see coming? Any self respecting fan knows you're gonna' beat Levinator! Come on Sharlene gimme' the scoop! It's the countdown!
Bailey - She's so not allowed to, not just yet anyways, you know we always love surprises!!
Amber A'noi - I know you do but are you sure she can't? I mean this is her Shauney's show and if something happens big on it and it makes people tune in, he'll make more money. Come on just this once!
Sharlene - trust me this is not one of those times, you'll just have to wait and see and maybe you'll figure it out
Bailey - Come on Shars we got things to do. Bye Amber.
Amber A'noi - Okay Here in my hand is the results to our online fan poll, the question posed was what is the match you most want to see and who would be involved in it? We have the top three right here and before we get our next arrival I'm going to reveal them... First up the third most wanted match as voted by the fans of the NYWA is a "Tornado Tag Ladder Match" Young Breed facing The Awesome Bastards... That's a good pick right there folks! Next up is the second most requested match and it's a Hell in a Cell match between World Champion Tre Crawford and his opponent Jake Starr and this one folks even got a Shawn King mention as guest referee. Now the number one most requested match as voted by you the fans is a "Money In The Bank" ladder match for the World Title featuring the following wrestlers... Tre Crawford, Jake Starr, Cory Wright, Ronnie Lester, Drake Havok, Xavier Maddox and lucky number seven J.J. Hart. Tune in tomorrow for our new online fan poll question.
Amber A'noi - I'm standing here with a man who has been a staple in wrestling since the old RWF days. I'm here folks with "The Ace of Spades" Cory Wright! Thank you for taking a moment to stop and speak with me Mr. Wright.
Cory Wright - You damn well better be thanking me, taking a moment out of my busy schedule to answer some poorly thought out questions from a woman with a GED education.
Amber A'noi - Actually Mr. Wright, I got my master's degree from Harvard business but that's besides the point and neither here nor there. First question Mr. Wright, you no-showed the New Horizons pay-per-view without even so much as a word to the boss Fred Debonair what happened? Cory Wright - I owe no allegiance to Freddy boy, I do my own thing. I had some things to take care of that were a tad bit more important than playing around with Havok for a USELESS title. Who knows, maybe old Cory has a little something up his sleeve. Amber A'noi - Any chance you'd like to give a little bit more detail about what you mean? Also with the time you've had off, do you think you'll be able to shake enough of the ring rust to win tonight against "The New #1 Contender" for the Global Title Jake Starr?
Cory Wright - Honey, if I give too much detail I will let the cat out of the bag! You will just have to wait and see, and prepare to be shocked sweetheart. Jake Starr? HAH! This guy is a freaking joke. If he thinks that I am just a stepping stone, he better look up and see me as a brick wall!
Amber A'noi - Very strong words Mr. Wright. [Amber looks at her wrist watch before looking back at Cory.]Well we are running out of time, the show is about to start... Any final comments or statements before we go Mr. Wright?
Cory Wright - Yeah. Jake Starr, you better be ready for all of this, and Fred Debonair, well you can lick my taint!
Amber A'noi - Interesting choice of comments from the legendary Cory Wright... This is Amber A'noi signing off for "The Triple-X Countdown Show"... Enjoy Monday Night Massacre and I shall see you next week. Rossetti, Hardcastle... Time for you to take over boys!

Matt Rossetti - Alright folks we’re already underway here and our opening match features two newcomers to the NYWA scene but not to the wrestling world, as a whole... By any means, Rick.
Rick Hardcastle - Not at all, Rossetti. In fact both of these competitors Caz Armour and Hellkat took part in the promotion where Fred Debonair erected NYWA from, The FcW! As Hellkat now unleashes a barrage of scratches and smacks to the back of Caz whilst he’s distracted by Vampire Master on the outside before the bell’s even rung and now we’re underway!
Matt Rossetti - Hellkat already unleashing fury on Armour here as she sends him into the ropes, he ducks the clothesline and POW! Hellkat with a reverse heel kick straight into the back of Armour’s legs which catches him off guard! And this isn’t like Caz Armour at all!
Rick Hardcastle - No it’s not, Caz was rated one of the highest ranked superstars, in FcW and he took on the likes of Fred Debonair himself, John Cavanagh and Kevin Conner!
Matt Rossetti - Kevin who-now?
Rick Hardcastle - Kevin Conner... Never mind. Moving on as Hellkat is grabbing at Caz’s head, she’s pulling him about, and screeching stuff into his face as Vampire Master looks on, seemingly pleased with the vicious vixen from Transylvania!
Rick Hardcastle - And SPAZZ Armour on the offensive for the first time, in this match... Although I’ll doubt it’ll last for long, I mean is it just me or is he concentrating a little too much on Vampy on the outside there?
Matt Rossetti - No he definitely is, Rick... Caz seems a bit put off by the long toothed warrior standing guard out there, who’s just grinning up at him and licking the fangs in his mouth! But Caz sends Hellkat back into the ropes; she comes up at him, SWINGING SIDE-SLAM! By Caz Armour and now the crowd are really fired up! He sends her up once more, but she LEAPFROGS, HE CATCHES HER! SPINEBUSTER! And Caz goes for the three-count! ONE... TWO, KICKOUT! By Hellkat just barely! And now what the hell’s he doing?!
Matt Rossetti - And once more, Hellkat’s going up top! The fans are booing, but hey Caz is straight back up onto one leg as she signals for a flying cross body! She launches herself off but CAZ CATCHES HER, HE CATCHES HELLKAT! Now everyone’s screaming and Caz is smirking as Hellkat struggles to get out from his grasp!
Rick Hardcastle - But wait! Vampire Master is back on the apron, he has something in his hands and I’m sure the referee is more interested, in what’s going on INSIDE THE RING but Vampire Master BLASTS Caz in the back of the head!!
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Michelle Lawrence - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner and advancing, in the Emperor of the State tournament.... HELLKAT!
Matt Rossetti - I don’t believe it! Hellkat just took out the legendary Caz Armour to advance in the Emperor of the State tournament!
Rick Hardcastle - Hahahaha! I’m shocked but, at the same time, it’s brilliant!

Michelle Lawrence - Our next match is a first round match in the "Emperor of the State" Tournament! The first man, making his way to the ring at this time... From Geraldton, WA, Australia... This is – LEVINATOR!!!
Michelle Lawrence - And his opponent, from Santa Cruz, California... This – Is, SHARLENE BERGER!!!
Matt Rossetti - Sharlene Berger is out here in street clothes Rick, she definitely doesn't look ready to wrestle!
Rick Hardcastle - She looks like she's ready to clean my house! That's where she needs to be!
Matt Rossetti - Rick! She's a very talented wrestler... Wait she's got a microphone!
Rick Hardcastle - Who asked her to speak? Nobody wants to hear what she has to say!
Matt Rossetti - These people in the crowd are chanting her name!
Rick Hardcastle - "These people do!" Shut up! We're in Detroit.. These people don't matter!
Sharlene - This is the hardest thing, I've ever in my life decided to do... I can't do this anymore... I want to apologize to my Shawnie, to Freddykins and most of all to all my my adoring fans... Thank you and I'm sorry! Levinator... You're welcome and congratulations... This is your easiest win ever! I QUIT!
Matt Rossetti - What is goin on? Did Sharlene Berger just quit NYWA or was she just quitting the match and either way... Why?!
Rick Hardcastle - Either way.. Who really gives a shit?! Good Riddance!
Matt Rossetti - That's horrible Rick! These fans care and are in shock... The Referee is calling for the forfeit I guess...
Michelle Lawrence - The winner of the match... LEVIN...
Fred - Uhm no, the winner is NOT Levinator. This match has been declared a no-contest. In two Massacre's time, Levintor will face someone else to decide the Emperor of the State spot! Hellkat does not get a buy in this tournament! We will be deciding an opponent for her

Matt Rossetti - We'll be back after these short messages!
Rick Hardcastle - So hurry your fat asses up and get your food!
Matt Rossetti - Looks like we have a guest Rick. Welcome to the booth Mr. King!
Shawn King - Thanks for having me, I thought I'd come out and enjoy this next match up close and personal!
Rick Hardcastle - Well aren't we the lucky ones... Shouldn't you be home resting or something and not annoying me?!
Shawn King - I never rest Rick... Keep running your gums and I'll show you just hw much I "CAN" annoy you.
Matt Rossetti - Okay guys let's be civil we have a match to call!
Michelle Lawrence - Ladies and Gentlemen our next match is one fall and is an "Emperor of the State" Torunament match!!! The first man making his way to the ring at this time... From Boise, Idaho... This is... "The Ace of Spades" Cory Wright!!!
Matt Rossetti - These fans definitely don't like Cory Wright... They are almost booing him out of the building here tonight!
Rick Hardcastle - Believe me the feeling is mutual! Cory doesn't exactly like these idiots either! Besides once again... It's Detroit so nobody cares what they think or likes them anyways!
Shawn King - You're just mad because they don't like you! Detroit fans are some of the BEST in the world! Watch them pop for this next guy!
Michelle Lawrence - His opponent from Des Moines, Iowa... This is... "The Social Misfit" Jake Starr!!!
Shawn King - I told you they'd pop for him! Listen to them!
Matt Rossetti - Jake's a newcomer here to the NYWA but he's been in the business for awhile and the fans obviously adore him!
Rick Hardcastle - All I hear is blah, blah, blah out of the two of you! Who cares if these people like him, I sure don't and I doubt Cory does either!
Matt Rossetti - Cory came to fight tonight, he's got Jake Starr reeling!
Shawn King - Yeah after he nailed a cheap shot while the ref was checking Jake's boots!
Rick Hardcastle - Cheap shot? Get out of here with that King! This is an "Emperor of the State" Tournament match... You do whatever it takes to win!
Matt Rossetti - Near fall there Shawn.. Jake almost walked out with a quick victory!
Shawn King - He sure did... Cory better be careful, I hope he didn't underestimate this guy!
Rick Hardcastle - Don't worry about that! Cory Wright isn't done yet and speaking of which...
Rick Hardcastle - Cory Wright is all over Jake Starr tonight! He's beating him like a red-headed step-child!
Matt Rossetti - Cory is continuing to work on that arm as he delivers stomp after stomp to it as Jake lays on the mat.. Cory pulls Jake to his feet with an armbar, he twists under and puts Jake's arm behind his back. Cory scoops Jake up and nails him with a tombstone piledriver! What a move!
Shawn King - He's going for a cover... One, Two.... Oh that was close but Starr kicked out!
Shawn King - What a move! Vicious DDT by Cory Wright fans!
Rick Hardcastle - Cory is taking this newbie to school! He's all over him like white on rice!
Matt Rossetti - Cory goes for another cover... One, Two and another near fall and Cory looks extremely aggrivated as he's arguing with the referee now!
Rick Hardcastle - He should be! That was a slow count! This match should be over! Matt Rossetti - Cory is hoisting Jake back to his feet, wait Jake with a small package out of nowhere and ohhh! He gets a two count!
Rick Hardcastle - No!! Cory's foot is on the bottom rope and the ref seen it! This match is still going!
Matt Rossetti - Jake Starr is up and he points to the top rope! The crowd erupts and I think he's going for his "Falling Starr" splash!
Shawn King - He's climbing the turnbuckle, he's up top and he's signaling for it!
Rick Hardcastle - Ever the veteran! Starr took too long and Cory got the knees up! Look he's going for the cover!
Matt Rossetti - One... Two... Three!!! Cory Wright is the winner!
Matt Rossetti - He realized his mistake though and made it right before he called for the bell! It's only fair!
Shawn King - Cory "IS" pretty upset though... He just hoisted star to his feet and hooks him around the waist... OH my goodness!
Matt Rossetti - That had to the be the neastiest Belly-to-back suplex I have ever seen! Wait he's bridging it and the ref counts... One... Two... NO! Kickout and this crowd is in amazement!
Shawn King - So am I Matt! I can't believe Jake is that resilient! The crowd is very much behind him, they're chanting his name, trying to will him to his feet!
Rick Hardcastle - Not gonna' happen and Cory's been screwed by slow counts an out of place ref and reversed calls all over this match!
Rick Hardcastle - That was awesome! Someone finally shut Shawn King up! Cory Wright is my new Idol!
Matt Rossetti - Cory had better be careful... He'll get himself disqualified and that won't help him in winning the match or the tournament!
Rick Hardcastle - He's was being screwed by the ref anyways! I don't think he cares anymore Rossetti!
Matt Rossetti - Shawn King took the crutch and made this thing fair again! He said he had Jake's back earlier in the week and he meant it Rick!
Rick Hardcastle - This is bullshit! This is none of his business!
Rick Hardcastle - HAhahahah! Plan backfired on good old Shawn King! He just smashed Jake Starr across the face with that crutch and then ends up on his ass a second time courtesy of Cory Wright!
Matt Rossetti - What a horrible accident that was! Jake is still out cold! The ref did call for the bell though!
Michelle Lawrence - The winner of the match as a result of a Disqualification!!! Here is "The Social Misfit" Jake Starr!!!
Matt Rossetti - That's enough, this is uncalled for! The match is over and Cory is beating up ref's and attacking his opponent!
Rick Hardcastle - He's proving a point to Starr, King, the ref, the fans, Debonair and everyone that you don't mess with "The Ace of Spades"!
Cory Wright - That was only the beginning Debonair! You wanted me back, you want "The Ace of Spades" in the NYWA... Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it! Fred... I have only just gotten started! The time has come for Cory Wright to reign on top of the NYWA and the Wrestling World! Tune in... There's more to come... I gaurantee it!

Michelle Lawrence - Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a triple threat match. If Xavier Maddox wins, the Young Breed get Tag-title shot. If Johnny Awesome wins, The Awesome Bastards do. However if Blood Red wins Bloodthorn get to pick their opponent and WHEN they face them. Introducing first, making his way toward the ring, from Boston, Massachusetts and representing the Young Breed... XAVIER MADDOX!!!
Michelle Lawrence - His first opponent, from Miller Place, New York and representing the Awesome Bastards.. This is, JOHNNY AWESOME!!!
Michelle Lawrence - And finally, from Reno, Nevada and representing Bloodthorn... he is one half the current NYWA Tag Team Champions... this is, BLOOD RED!!!
Matt Rossetti - Blood Red entering the ring now, one half of the NYWA Tag-Team champs...
Rick Hardcastle - Who won the belts by, wait they didn't even win them! They were HANDED the titles!
Matt Rossetti - Yes because their opponents didn't turn up...
Rick Hardcastle - But still, they've proven jack squat! Awesome will make sure that the Bastard's get the take on this one though!
Crowd - YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!!
Michelle Lawrence - Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has decided that "The Notorious K.I.D." Kenny Devine is too much of a disruptive influence and must return to the backstage area. He is barred from ringside for the remainder of this match!
Matt Rossetti - Johnny Awesome damn near got himself beat right there!
Rick Hardcastle - He had better get his head back on straight or someone else will be calling themselves awesome tonight.
Matt Rossetti - The Young Breed seem to have done a good job at getting under his skin.
Rick Hardcastle - Those two idiots get under everybody's skin!
Crowd - YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU FAT FUCK!!!
Matt Rossetti - The crowd seems really riled up with Johnny Awesome tonight.
Rick Hardcastle - You can thank the Young Breed for that... those two delinquents got this crowd thinking Johnny Awesome can't possibly live up to his name!
Matt Rossetti - I thought they just said he was awesomely boring...
Rick Hardcastle - Don't start!
Matt Rossetti - Xavier Maddox steals one right out from under Johnny Awesome's nose!.
Rick Hardcastle - That little punk just cost the awesome Bastards their shot!

Michelle Lawrence - Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a non-title match-up and it is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Wendell, North Carolina... This is, RONNIE "WICKED" LESTER!!!
Michelle Lawrence - His opponent, from Long Beach, California, the NYWA Global Champion ... This is “The Pinnacle of Perfection” TRE CRAWFORD!!!
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Matt Rossetti - This should be interesting as these two men have not met in the ring since Tre Crawford stole the championship from Ronnie Lester.
Rick Hardcastle - You mean since “the Pinnacle of Perfection” defeated the Betty Ford Reject and sent him crying back to rehab, right?
Matt Rossetti - You can’t seriously sit there and tell me you think Tre Crawford won without any outside interference, can you?
Rick Hardcastle - Who’s hand was raised at the end of the night?
Matt Rossetti - Tre Crawford’s...
Rick Hardcastle - That’s all you need to know!
Michelle Lawrence - Ladies and gentlemen, Fred Debonair has ordered that this match be contested under No-Count-Out rules!
Michelle Lawrence - Ladies and gentlemen, Fred Debonair has ordered that this match be contested under No-Disqualification rules!
Michelle Lawrence - Ladies and gentlemen, Fred Debonair has ordered that if Tre Crawford does not return to the ring and compete in this match, he will be suspended indefinitely and stripped of his championship status!
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Kimberly starts waving frantically as Debonair nods, leaving. Suddenly, Drake Havok charges the ring. He knocks Lester on his ass and Crawford gets to his feet. Kimberly dives in and three start putting the boots to him. Jake Starr rushes down the aisle and dives in, wading in to get himself a piece of Crawford. The Champion fights back and Starr gets knocked back into a corner. Just as the situation begins to turn hopeless, AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” hits. The crowd erupts as Jess Amazing, charges to the ring!
He dives in and grabs the chair from the mat, tossing it to Drake and delivering a Van Daminator that knocks Drake out of the ring. Tre Crawford dives to the floor with Kimberly right behind him. Amazing picks up the chair and invites everyone back but Crawford, Havok and Kimberly leave. Starr gets up and leaves as well while Jess walks over and helps Lester to his feet. Ronnie stares in stunned, awkward silence as Amazing helps him up and shakes his hand. Jess takes a step back and holds the chair up. The crowd cheers and Lester takes a step back still confused. Jess smiles, shrugs and then tosses the chair to Lester. Lester catches it and Amazing delivers a nasty Van Daminator to Lester. Jess stands and shrugs playfully to the crowd as he stands over a man that could also have impregnated his ex-girlfriend]