NYWA: Massacre I!
On February 3rd, Pre-Recorded from before Christmas.
NYWA and A&E Present: Monday Night Massacre!
A&E AND NYWA ENT' PRESENT: MONDAY NIGHT F'N MASSACRE!!
[We open up the show with a dark room... Fred Debonair is sitting on a stool, suited and booted. He looks at his watch and then up at the camera, smiling a little bitterly...]
Debonair - As you may or may not be aware, NYWA has been gone for some time now... Why? Well the reason is simple. New York Wrestling Alliance along with Debonair Enterprises, couldn't come to an arrangement with TNT; the recession had already hit our industry hard and just when we thought we were getting a massive T.V deal, it all fell through. But now that's changed because NYWA and Debonair Enterprises have gone into partnership with Shawn King's Triple-X Enterprises AND A&E Television! So they've gladly said they would finally air our last show before this unfortunate situation... Let's now take you to the action.


Michelle Lawrence - Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for ONE FALL. Making their way toward the ring first; the team of Raevyn Lilja and “Wicked” Ronnie Lester... MADHOUSE!
Michelle Lawrence - And their opponents. The team of Drake Havok and Johnny Awesome... Here are; THE AWESOME BASTARDS!
Matt Rossetti - And finally this match is underway officially! Havok climbs into the ring after Raevyn and she’s instantly hot on his head, LITERALLY! Raevyn is booting at Drake Havok as he tries to pull himself up and now both Ronnie Lester and Johnny Awesome are in their respective corners and hopefully this will be a good match...
Rick Hardcastle - A good match? Rossetti what are you smoking?! This match is going to be an all out war! And I say that in the heaviest sense as Raevyn takes Havok’s head and she scratches it across the top rope! Tagging in Ronnie Lester as she does so! Lester now, taking the arm of Drake Havok and smacks him once, twice, three times in the gut! But Havok now RAKES THE EYES of Ronnie Lester and kicks him in the gut! Havok hits the ropes but before he’s even able to come back; Lester hooks his arm around his neck and DROPS HIM!
Matt Rossetti - OUCH that one had to hurt! And unlike Lester he’s going for a cover on Havok! One... Two... Th...KICKOUT! Lester pulls Drake Havok up and then PUNCHES him back down! The referee is having words with Lester now as he pulls Havok to his feet forearm uppercut! And another! Kick to the gut, DDT!!
Rick Hardcastle - And now Ronnie Lester’s walking around like he just won the Goddamn Global Championship! All he did was knock that psychotic fool, Drake Havok to the mat... And now he picks Drake up and pushes him into his own corner! Drake tags Johnny Awesome!
1...
2......
Raevyn’s quick in to break the count! She drags Awesome up by his hair and drives a knee into his back! The referee begins the five count and Raevyn is out of the ring, by three. Awesome turns around to find Ronnie Lester waiting for him... CLOTHESLINE! And that, took his head off! He picks up Awesome and drives him into a turnbuckle, follows in after and goes for a clothesline again but Johnny A is quick to react and DIVES for a tag on Havok who isn’t so cautious and FLIES into the ring, running straight at a slightly disorientated Ronnie Lester with a flying bulldog!]
Rick Hardcastle - Madhouse on the receiving end of the attack now, as Havok pulls Ronnie to his feet, hits the ropes, DROPKICK! And Havok rolls up getting into the face of Raevyn Lilja on the turnbuckle... Bad move!
Matt Rossetti - Definitely is because Lester’s NOT totally out of it right now and Havok’s stupid enough to not realize that all Raevyn is doing right now is distracting him... Hold on, she’s smirking at him, she’s coercing him into coming closer with her finger, wiggling it toward herself. Havok thinks he’s getting some play here!
Rick Hardcastle - But all he gets for his troubles is a HUGE Slap in the kisser! Man that wasn’t even a slap! SHE PUNCHED HIM! He turns around and walks directly into another clothesline and then Ronnie tags Raevyn in as he turns and bolts toward Awesome on the outside, taking him out for good measure!
ONE...
TWO......
THREE......!!!]
Michelle Lawrence - Ladies and Gentlemen... Here are your winners, MADHOUSE!!
Matt Rossetti - And Madhouse take the win on this one, as Awesome and Havok look on, watching Raevyn and Ronnie head to the back!

Michelle Lawrence - Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall... Firstly making his way toward the ring, from East Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York City, RIKARD ERDLER!!!
Michelle Lawrence - His opponent, from Boise, Idaho... This is, “The Ace of Spades” CORY WRIGHT!!!
Matt Rossetti - This should be...
Rick Hardcastle - Just, cut the crap and let's watch the action!
Rikard Erdler and Cory Wright circle each other as the referee steps back. He motions at the timekeeper and the bell sounds to officially start the match. The two men step forward and lock-up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Wright takes a side headlock and Erdler steps through into a hammer lock. Wright ducks under into a standing reversal and then takes the side headlock back again. Erdler goes to shoot him off but Wright drops down and scores a drop toe hold. Erdler falls face first to the mat and Wright leaps on for a side headlock on the mat. Erdler powers back to a vertical base and tries to shoot him off again. Wright reverses the whip and Erdler races across the ring. As he rebounds off the ropes, he leaps going for a flying forearm smash but Wright ducks and Erdler performs a quick tuck and roll maneuver to end up rolling to his feet near the opposite ropes. Erdler starts to turn around but Wright runs over and clotheslines him over the top. Erdler lands on the apron and Wright hits a quick dropkick that sends Erdler tumbling to the floor. As Erdler rolls over trying to regain his bearings, Wright turns and poses with his arms extended above his head, taking in the crowd's applause.
Matt Rossetti - The crowd loves the epic display of technicality and sportsmanship these two men are showing them!
Rick Hardcastle - Well then, can you have them tell these "sportsmen" they "technically" need to get their asses back in the ring!
Matt Rossetti - Why don't you go tell them?
Rick Hardcastle - I have better things to do.
With Wright busy prancing around the ring, Rikard Erdler staggers up and rolls back into the ring. Wright turns to face him but waits as Erdler slowly stands upright again. The two men nod, step forward and lock-up in a collar and elbow again. Erdler takes an armbar and then whips Wright off to the ropes. On the rebound, he tries for a clothesline but Wright ducks it and rebounds a second time. As Wright comes back, Erdler catches him for the Douchebag Facebuster. Wright lands with his arm across the bottom rope. Erdler grabs his legs and drags him away from the ropes before smiling at the crowd and dropping slowly to his knees. He finally takes the cover and the referee counts 1... 2... but Wright's arm is still just close enough to grab the bottom rope. Erdler drags Wright up and delivers a nasty reverse knife-edge chop that almost buckles Andrew's knees. Wright staggers and then returns fire in kind. Erdler spins around clutching at his chest. He turns back to try for another but Wright ducks it and then goes for the Dead Man's Hand. But as Erdler starts to feel it sinking in on him, he is able to smash Wright back into the corner. Both men stumble from the corner and Erdler hits a spinning neckbreaker. The crowd explodes as Erdler rolls over onto his back leaving both men vulnerable for the moment, flat on their backs and breathing heavily.
Matt Rossetti - How in the hell are they still going?
Rick Hardcastle - Because they can't stand the idea of letting the other one get the victory.
Matt Rossetti - I guess pride can be a real nasty motivator.
Rick Hardcastle - Not to mention incredibly stupid!
Erdler slowly rolls over and drapes an arm over Wright's chest. The referee drops down and counts 1... 2... KICKOUT!!! Erdler slowly gets to his knees and crawls to the ropes. Wright rolls over and slowly staggers up as well. Erdler pulls himself up on the ropes and Wright wearily yet defiantly motions at him to bring it on. Jibes staggers forward and delivers another hard reverse knife-edge chop. Wright spins around and then returns fire. Erdler spins around in pain and then delivers another chop. Wright's knees buckle but he does not fall. He returns fire and this time, it's Erdler's turn to almost topple. Erdler tries for another chop but Wright ducks it and catches him for an atomic drop. Erdler comes down hard and Wright shoves him into the ropes. Erdler stumbles off knocking the referee slightly out of the way. Wright delivers a low blow and then rolls Erdler up in an inside cradle, pulling the tights in the process. The referee drops down and counts the ill-gotten 1... 2.... 3!!!
Matt Rossetti - Cory Wright just stole this match!
Rick Hardcastle - Hey, it was a great, smart, veteran move on his part. He can't help it if the referee is deaf, dumb and blind!
Matt Rossetti - Next you'll claim he's a wizard at pinball too.
Rick Hardcastle - Now why would I want to give him that much credit?


Michelle Lawrence - Ladies and Gentlemen! The following TAG-TEAM contest is scheduled for one fall and is to decide the NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS to the Tag-Team titles, at the upcoming NYWA PPV Event! Firstly, making their way down the aisle... The team of The Hellion and The Widowmaker... This is, DAMNATION ANGELS!!
Michelle Lawrence - And their opponents... The team of Sujir Thorn and Blood Red... This is – BLOODTHORN!!!
Matt Rossetti - And we kick this match off now with Sujir Thorn and Hellion of Damnation Angels and this match Rick looks to be an exciting one with two promising new Tag-Teams entering into the realm of NYWA as Thorn pushes Hellion away from the lock up now and stretches his arms out; both men slap hands and lock up again.
Rick Hardcastle - Seriously Rossetti? Exciting, you’re kidding right? These four men have got to be four of the most boring scabs the NYWA has seen since it opened in the summer! They’re like Circus freaks! Hellion pushes Thorn off into the ropes now, he comes back and BIG shoulder block by Hellion sending Thorn to the mat, but he’s straight back up and he hits the ropes again, once more shoulder block and Sujir Thorn hits the canvas! Thorn back to his feet again and this time, RIGHT HAND to Hellion...
Matt Rossetti - Yeah, I do think this is exciting and hell at least they’re not one dimensional and boring like SOME people I’ve seen walk through these doors, Rick! Hellion returns Thorn’s right hand with one of his own and they go back and forth! Hellion, Thorn, Hellion, Thorn, Hellion, Hellion, Hellion, Hellion. He hits the ropes and CLOTHESLINES Thorn to the mat!! Thorn rolls over and tags in Blood Red now and this guy is a monster! Straight in and Hellion clobbers him with a left! Sends him into the ropes; Red comes off and BIG BOOT! Into the face of The Hellion!
Rick Hardcastle - Okay, this is more like it! Hellion is knocked to the floor with the boot of Blood Red and now the big man is picking up the painted faced geek! He picks up Hellion now, what strength this man has! CANADIAN BACKBREAKER! And Hellion hits the floor again... Off the ropes comes Blood Red, elbow drop! He GLARES at Widowmaker who stands on the apron looking on and drags Hellion up by his head...
Hellion picks up Thorn and throws him into the ropes again, he comes off... SPINEBUSTER! And once more the crowd go ecstatic as Hellion jumps over to his corner and tags in The Widowmaker!! Widowmaker now walks briskly up to Thorn and drags him to his feet, by his hair. He picks up Thorn and lifts him high into the air, STALLING SUPLEX! AND DOWN!! He goes for a cover...
One...
Two......
KICKOUT! By Sujir Thorn...]
Rick Hardcastle - How Thorn managed to kick out of that one, I don’t know! Damnation Angels have taken this match apart all of a sudden! Thorn once more being lifted to his feet; Widowmaker locks his arms around Thorns midsection... BELLY TO BELLY! This man loves his Suplexes!
Matt Rossetti - That he does, Rick... But, wait... What’s this!? Some HUGE guy has just jumped the guard rail and is headed straight for Blood Red who hasn’t seen him! He LITERALLY PULLS Blood Red off the apron, smacking his face on it for good measure!! And now this man’s pounding away at him and the ref has not seen it!!
Rick Hardcastle - I believe this is the man who is called THE LEVINATOR! Matt, he signed with NYWA no less than three days ago! And he’s already trying to make an impact! He slides into the ring now, BIG BOOT on Widowmaker!! Thorn runs at him! HE PICKS HIM UP AND SPINS; DVD!! And now the referee is ringing the bell as Levinator slides out of the ring to avoid Hellion who’s come in to save his partner; both Bloodthorn members are outside the ring now as Levinator backs up the aisle, evil smirk on his face... Let’s get the decision!
Michelle Lawrence - Ladies and Gentlemen as a result of interference on BOTH teams; the referee has decided to award this match; a DOUBLE Disqualification!
Matt Rossetti - What?! Are you serious? Double DQ!?
Rick Hardcastle - And I predict BIG things, for the BIG man who just made a HUGE impact here tonight, Matt!

Michelle Lawrence - Ladies and Gentlemen, the following non-title match is the main event of the evening and it is scheduled for one fall... Firstly making his way toward the ring, from Long Beach, California, the NYWA Global Champion “The Pinnacle of Perfection” TRE CRAWFORD!!!
5……
4……
3……
2……
1
Michelle Lawrence - His opponent, from South Boston, Massachusetts... This is, “The Franchise” SHAWN KING!!!
Matt Rossetti - We have been waiting for this match for a long time!
Rick Hardcastle - King better watch his ass or the Champ will take him down... Perfectly!
Matt Rossetti - And what happens if the Champ gets Franchised?
Rick Hardcastle - I’ll eat my format!
Matt Rossetti - Tre Crawford doesn’t look especially pleased at the moment despite being in total control at the moment.
Rick Hardcastle - Of course not, he thinks this match should be over already!
Matt Rossetti - Even a man as talented as Tre Crawford can't seriously expect to take out a competitor such as Shawn King that quickly!
Rick Hardcastle - So you’re calling Tre Crawford delusional?
Matt Rossetti - You're damn right I am!
Rick Hardcastle - I think you're the one who's delusional. Tre Crawford is unstoppable!
Matt Rossetti - Shawn King is making a comeback!
Rick Hardcastle - Like it’ll last...
Matt Rossetti - This young man has gone through hell to get here and I don't think he's going to let anything stand in his way now!
Rick Hardcastle - Are you trying to tell me you actually expect Shawn King to keep control?
Matt Rossetti - I'm saying you can't seriously think Tre Crawford is God in the ring!
Rick Hardcastle - Yes.. I can.
Matt Rossetti - Then as you tried to call me earlier, YOU are the one who's delusional!
Matt Rossetti - That dirty sonofabitch!
Rick Hardcastle - That.. is a textbook example of a veteran move!
Matt Rossetti - Veteran move?
Rick Hardcastle - Damn right!
Matt Rossetti - Shawn King just got robbed!
Rick Hardcastle - Crawford had his foot on the ropes, what do you want the referee to do?
Matt Rossetti - But the referee counted three!
Rick Hardcastle - And he recognized his mistake right away and never called for the bell!
Matt Rossetti - That dirty sonofabitch!
Rick Hardcastle - Another damn smart veteran move!
Matt Rossetti - He just outright robbed Shawn King twice in the same match!
Rick Hardcastle - Boo fucking hoo!
Debonair - Yes, it was the shortest of cards that night... Why 'TNT' couldn't see fit to air one short show, I'll never know but none the less we've got our awesome partners A&E working with us now and the next NYWA event is "New Horizons!!" Within the next 24hrs I'll be issuing a press release with all the matches for the PPV event! Stay tuned to A&E Television and NYWAOnline.com!